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James Bond File: Codename FACEBOOK

James Bond File: Codename FACEBOOK

To:   Director MI 7 Division Status:   

Eyes Only

From:    M

Date:     Near Future

Subject:  Future of 00s, License to Kill Force

Background Situation:

M wants to consider “modernizing” agent 007 as example or field test of how to incorporate new social media platforms/networks into use for possible newer approach to modernizing the 00s. Proceed to instruct agent in deep briefing on subjects. Hold field trials of new concepts for possible integration into agency wide distribution.


James is enjoying his “time to heal” from the last mission. M had been very clear about him resting and getting his mind ready for something new something called Social Media.

Sitting just few feet inside the rather large glass doors of the suite at his favorite desk when he was in the neighborhood, he mentally allows the fresh breeze to engulf him. Before he would lose himself in the morning’s Financial Times, he decides for at least one more long look at the newly arrive French cruise ship passengers as they become topless and settle in on the beach in front of his ground floor room.

At the last second, James shifts his entire upper torso to the left in a tight turn, firing his Beretta into the shadow within the shadow, just as the black ninja death star tore past where his neck was, impacting his morning coffee thermos. 

Bond’s two bullets tore the shadow away from the blackness of the darkened corner of his room. Falling forward, the figure dressed in black now was wearing a red scarf on his chest as the blood emptied out. Yet, he lived, making coughing noises. Calmly, Bond rose from his empire chair and walked the eight steps to the black figure. One more shot just above the ear ends the coughing noise. Trusting his instincts, Bond captures just a frame of movement within the shadows of his room. He had seen this reflection in his bottle of Bentleys setting next to the Financial Times newspaper.

Hello, Room Service, This is Commander Bond in VIP Suite, would you be so kind as to send up some more coffee, it seems I have spilled my first cup…Oh, please have the House Keeping to arrange for a very large spill on the carpet.  Thank You.

Taking M’s instruction as a new path to explore, Bond moves toward the lap top computer and withdraws from his stock research on emerging green alternative energies and weapon systems.


Today was rather good in its beginning. After sleeping late, I enjoyed my coffee watching the French cruise ship dock in Nassau. To my great pleasure several hundred young and middle age French women will now be available for my attention and sexual pleasure this week. I will start posting details later this night on my progress of mass seduction.

Oh, by the way, shot and killed Ninja Assassin during my afternoon coffee break. I know who sent him. Will take care of them before dinner. The media will think it was two gangs killing each other. Details after midnight. 

I am making final assessment on potential new weapons technology for urban warfare. Stock available to make quiet money investment and take major position behind their corporate shield….



To:   M Status:   

From:    Director M I7 Division

Date:     Near Future

Subject:  Future of 00’s, License to Kill Force

Bond’s first FACEBOOK transmission monitored. We may have a problem. Recommend more training in basics.

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